First day with no insurance

Let me start this by saying, we have some dull steak knives and we've been saving these one's we got for our wedding (i know 7 years almost is probably a little long to not use them) So jim decided to bust one out and use it the other day. He was amazed. Said it cut like "butta" . So i'm stading in the kitchen cutting up some chicken for myself for dinner. Using this new knife, when all of a sudden.....BAMMMMM I SLICE INTO MY FINGER. BLOOD GOES PLATTERING EVERYWHERE!!!AAAHAHHHAHAHAHHAH. It was horrifying. i yelled for Jim to get a bandaid and i started running it under water quickly. He hands me a bandaid and a towell and i'm thinking to myself. It's probably not as bad as it feels. So i go to put a bandaid on it and blood just starts pouring out of my finger. Onto plan B. I get 2 bandaids and try again. NOPE . Plan c. 2 big gauze pads and some medical tape. Good to go. Now i need to go clean up the blood. Can you believe this happens on the first day with no insurance. Unbeleiveable