This is how we roll

Conversation between Ethan and Samantha. Ethan was "keeping an eye" on Sam while she was in the tub:


Ethan: "Do you know what they make toilet paper from?"
Sam:" What?"
Ethan: "Trees."
Sam: "I wipe my butt with trees?!"
Ethan: "Yup."
Sam: "Well, Jesus makes those." (the trees)

Ha! I love their conversations.



Another one about 15 minutes later:



Ethan is reading a book to Samantha before bed and this is what I hear:

Ethan: "They drove to the motel."
Samantha: "It's hotel, not motel."
Ethan:"No, it says motel. That what they call hotels in France."